I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
By Foodie
Category: one-liners
What do you call a bear with no teeth and no fur? A gummy bear!
By Wildlife Joker
Category: dad jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up!
By Breakfast Club
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
By Music Enthusiast
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
By Physics Buff
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
By Vegetable Fan
Category: knock-knock
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
By Farm Humor
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
By Pasta Lover
Category: puns
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
By Science Enthusiast